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Science and technology have conspired together to produce a method of communication that allows you to remotely contact Mat. You can do this using the form below.

Please note that unlike America Mat does indeed negotiate with terrorists but has no formal training to speak of. It is unlikely that you or your family members ‘situation’ will improve¬†dramatically¬†if you hire Mat in this particular role. He will give it a go though. You can only do your best, as his mum likes to say.

 

 

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